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A Boner Saved My Life

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A boner saved my life, no shit, she had a fucking knife
She almost did an autopsy, I swear to fucking christ
I couldn't move a muscle, no I couldn't even blink
Her scalpel touched my skin, man I was on the goddamn brink

A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life

I'm lucky that the coroner had firm but gentle hands
She checked a scar beneath my balls I got in Vietnam
My pecker started twitching, gotta gotta get it up
I focused on her stroking and I finally popped a chub

A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
Erection protection!
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
Raging salvation!
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life

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from S-T, track released April 15, 2022
Written by The Stephens (Chayce Bates, Josh Fischer, Jon Eck, Seth Wiebe). Recorded, mixed and mastered by Mike Kyle.

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The Stephens Nashville, Tennessee

(mostly) Ramonescore out of Nashville, TN inspired by the works of SK. Chayce Bates (lead guitar, bgvs), Josh Fischer (drums, bgvs), Jon Eck (bass, bgvs), Seth Wiebe (rhythm guitar, lead vocals)

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