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Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party tonight
He's a real asshole, he sucks at conversation
He will try and steal your girl too
And, oh yeah, he's and ancient fucking vampire
You'll see. Once the blood comes spewing from your jugular
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party tonight
He's a sloppy drunk, he's got bad halitosis
He will piss in your swimming pool too
And, oh yeah, he's an ancient fucking vampire
You'll see. Once the blood comes spewing from your jugular
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party tonight (2x)
Let him in and you will see....
(Barlow is and asshole!)
(oh no! don't! no lookin at Barlow!)
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party
Don't invite Barlow to the party tonight
To the party tonight
To the party tonight
To the party tonight!
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2. |
A Boner Saved My Life
00:49
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A boner saved my life, no shit, she had a fucking knife
She almost did an autopsy, I swear to fucking christ
I couldn't move a muscle, no I couldn't even blink
Her scalpel touched my skin, man I was on the goddamn brink
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
I'm lucky that the coroner had firm but gentle hands
She checked a scar beneath my balls I got in Vietnam
My pecker started twitching, gotta gotta get it up
I focused on her stroking and I finally popped a chub
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
Erection protection!
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
Raging salvation!
A boner saved my life, a boner saved my life, a boner saved my life
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The Captain Trips Hop
03:08
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You'll touch your knees and curl your toes
And then you'll sneeze your brain right out your nose
And then you'll vomit away all your woes
Yeah baby it's the Captain Trips Hop
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby shake
Get the virus incubatin', it gets your body achin'
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby do the Hop
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby shake it
There's no need to fake it once the fever takes ya
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby do the Hop!
1 2 3 4!
AKA "The Tube Neck Twist"
The Captain Trips Hop gives the kids the fits
Writhin' and moanin' 'til they call it quits
Yeah baby it's the Captain Trips Hop
Hop hop baby hop hop (3x)
It's the Captain Trips Hop
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby shake
Get the virus incubatin', it gets your body achin'
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby do the Hop
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby shake it
There's no need to fake it once the fever takes ya
Shake it shake it, c'mon baby do the Hop!
Hop hop baby hop hop (3x)
It's the Captain Trips Hop
Hop hop baby hop hop (3x)
It's the Captain Trips Hop
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Those sons of bitches wouldn't see it coming
As we'd walk in the high school auditorium
The jocks and preps standing with mouths wide open
My undead girl getting all of their attention
'Cause she could kill them all with her mind, and they know it
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom whoa whoa
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom
My telekinetic zombie girlfriend
I took her up to the Pet Sematary
And brought her back so I could exact my revenge
She came back looking so pale and so pretty
They'll think twice before pushing me around again
'Cause she could kill them all with her mind, and they know it
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom whoa whoa
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom
My telekinetic zombie girlfriend
She could kill them all with her mind, and they know it
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom whoa whoa
I wanna wanna wanna take Carrie back to the prom
My telekinetic zombie girlfriend
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I used to have a dogga-wogga St. Bernard
Cujo used to sit in my lap
He slobbered all the time and he made giant poops
But we played fetch when we could
Well he grew up fast and grew up hard
Chasing rabbits all over the yard
Until one day he got bit by a bat
It gave him rabies; drove him fuckin' mad
Son of a bitch ripped out the neighbors' throat
I knew Cujo when he was a pup
Man's best friend is now a misanthrope
I knew Cujo when he was a pup
The terror of Castle Rock
Once was good, but now a real bad dog
I knew Cujo when he was a pup!
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I'm all shook at the Overlook
Creepy-ass twins, I saw them again
And some guy in a tuxedo's telling my dad to kill
me and my mom I wish that he'd just chill
Tony said I'm gonna be dead
Redrum Redrum! is gonna come
And some guy in a tuxedo's telling my dad to kill
me and my mom I wish that he'd just chill
My dad hacked his way into the bathroom with a fire axe
Mom started screamin' and me, well, I just kept on shinin'
Hey Dick! Could you come lend ol' Doc a hand?
Then I bailed out the window into that cold, cold night.....
and then....
My dad chased me into the maze with intentions to kill
So I backtracked and made that fucker chill
Chill!
Made that fucker chill!
Chill!
And now he's an ice cube
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The Body (Gordie's Song)
03:34
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I was twelve going on thirteen when I first saw a dead human being
Chris and Vern, Teddy and me. We made a plan and we packed our things
Along the GS&WM, we started walking at 12pm
Singing "Have Gun..." in unison
And oh-ay-oh
You know we really didn't know-ay-oh
Just how far we'd have to go-ay-oh
From town out to Back Harlow Road
Just to see The Body
From "Chopper, sic balls!" to Lard Ass's pies
To the trestle where we almost died
The stories told and the stories made
Crystalized and they never will fade
Around the campfire we smoked, we cussed
The final childhood topics discussed
Everything was there all around us
And oh-ay-oh
You know we really didn't know-ay-oh
Just how far we'd have to go-ay-oh
From town out to Back Harlow Road
Just to see The Body
After all we weathered on those railroad tracks together
Well you know I'll never ever let you go
Staring down the peril as we stood up to Ace Merrill
Well you know I'll never ever let you go
The end of that summer where we stood by one another
Well you know that marked our fall from innocence
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They're gonna know. They're gonna learn.
I'm gonna make all of these mother fuckers burn
They killed my mom, they took my dad
They destroyed everything that I ever had
I'm a little!
Pissed off Pyro!
I'm a little pissed off pyro girl
And I'm gonna burn down your whole fucking world
Immolate! Conflagrate!
I won't relent, I won't abate
By the time they're sorry it'll be too late
Their effigies will light the night
All who witness it will marvel at the sight
I'm a little!
Pissed off Pyro!
I'm a little pissed off pyro girl
And I'm gonna burn down your whole fucking world
Immolate! Conflagrate!
They're gonna know, they're gonna learn, they're gonna mother fuckin' burn!
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The Stephens Nashville, Tennessee
(mostly) Ramonescore out of Nashville, TN inspired by the works of SK. Chayce Bates (lead guitar, bgvs), Josh Fischer (drums, bgvs), Jon Eck (bass, bgvs), Seth Wiebe (rhythm guitar, lead vocals)
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